THE FUCKING ‘90S
(Source: lolamona)
Jonathan Richman - I Was Dancing in the Lesbian Bar (LIVE)
THAN SPEND MY TIME GROWIN’ OLD WITH YOU” THE GUESS WHO, 1970
IS NOT FOR ME
JUST KEEPIN’ IN MOTION
WILL SET ME FREE” SUPERTRAMP, 1979
“LIGHTNING STRIKES YOUR FORTRESS (NO LONGER A MISTRESS)” — LEATHER MYST
Recorded throughout the smoldering summer months of July and August, this piece was assembled using a Yamaha EZ-20 keyboard and various recordings of percussive, household items (i.e. a bongo, bass drum, and pens drumming against a leather stool). Numerous vocal sessions were employed to accentuate the track’s falsetto-dominated chorus and deeply atmospheric, masculine chanting.
Such a complete bad-ass
Chapter 2 for my upcoming novella, “Slow-Dancin’ ‘Neath the Cascades of a Cream-Colored Sunrise”
P.S. THIS IS JUST A ROUGH DRAFT SO DON’T BE TOO CRITICAL, PEOPLE! LOL
Teddy Turnip beckoned for the men of his squad to approach the canyon. The crystal beams of a full-moon’s glow cast shadows upon the cacti, bones, boulders, and rock ridges. Twelve-hundred feet below them stood the makeshift bomb shelter where the remnants of the Clan of the Mustard Syringe were nestled. Colonel Thorne had briefed them earlier that this mission was not one for the faint of heart; nor the pure of heart. Devious political manuevers had transpired in order to gain clearance to such a sucide endeavor. Could Teddy and his elite squadron of assassins, scouts and heavily-gunned shadow mercenaries pull off such a task?
22,000 miles away, straight across the Atlantic, Janette Suede primped herself for the big show that night. She would need to be spot-on, her posture impeccable, no missed choreographed moves were allowed tonight. Members of the High-Gloss Talent Agency would be in attendance, scattered throughout the concert hall like vultures eying their next slay. The pasty, bald, jean-clothed stage-hand entered the room and gave the countdown. Within seconds Ms. Suede (as she is known by her fans) would give the performance of a lifetime, televised in front of millions, cementing her status as the United Homeland’s most watched disco diva.
…to be continued
