The Insatiable Cravings

Dracula's Favorite Website: Perfect Hut

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:58:16 -0500

Dracula's Favorite Website: Perfect Hut:

I wrote this letter to Pizza Hut. I love Pizza Hut.

Dear Pizza Hut,

My name is Dominic. I’ve been eating Pizza Hut since I was a kid. I love five things in this world: Swords, Wizards, Magic, Barbarians, and PIZZA HUT.

When I tell people that Pizza Hut is my favorite pizza, they look…

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Thu, 23 Aug 2012 05:10:00 -0400

“BABY’S DANCIN’ 4 ME” Recorded one...

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 03:15:00 -0400

“BABY’S DANCIN’ 4 ME”

Recorded one lonesome, Friday night in a basement in Louisville, KY in late April, this spell-binding synth-cacophony represents the heart, the soul, and the perennial, justified rhythm of a love-lorn madman on the verge of celestial ecstasy.

superseventies: Iggy Pop, 1977 (gif)

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 02:41:24 -0400

superseventies:

Iggy Pop, 1977 (gif)

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Wed, 14 Mar 2012 04:31:23 -0400

oncinemapodcast: EPISODE 16: DRIVING MISS DAISY TIM HEIDECKER...

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 18:04:31 -0500

oncinemapodcast:

EPISODE 16: DRIVING MISS DAISY

TIM HEIDECKER CINEMA PODCAST! SUPPORT OUR MAN!

"The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose,..."

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 01:00:38 -0500

“The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little bit more off you, until there was nothing left. At the age of 25 most people were finished. A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidates who reminded them most of themselves. I had no interests. I had no idea how I was going to escape. At least the others had some taste for life. They seemed to understand something that I didn’t understand. Maybe I was lacking. It was possible. I often felt inferior. I just wanted to get away from them. But there was no place to go.”

- CHARLES BUKOWSKI

THE FUCKING ‘90S

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:54:00 -0500

THE FUCKING ‘90S

Jonathan Richman - I Was Dancing in the Lesbian Bar (LIVE)

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 23:06:03 -0500

Jonathan Richman - I Was Dancing in the Lesbian Bar (LIVE)

"I’VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THAN SPEND MY TIME GROWIN’ OLD WITH YOU"

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 05:22:51 -0500

“I’VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO
THAN SPEND MY TIME GROWIN’ OLD WITH YOU”

- THE GUESS WHO, 1970

"SWEET DEVOTION IS NOT FOR ME JUST KEEPIN’ IN MOTION WILL SET ME FREE"

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 05:20:13 -0500

“SWEET DEVOTION
IS NOT FOR ME
JUST KEEPIN’ IN MOTION
WILL SET ME FREE”

- SUPERTRAMP, 1979

“LIGHTNING STRIKES YOUR FORTRESS (NO LONGER A...

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 04:46:00 -0400

“LIGHTNING STRIKES YOUR FORTRESS (NO LONGER A MISTRESS)” — LEATHER MYST

Recorded throughout the smoldering summer months of July and August, this tribalistic, avant-disco piece was assembled using a Yamaha EZ-20 keyboard and various recordings of percussive, household items (i.e. a bongo, bass drum, and pens drumming against a leather stool). Numerous vocal sessions were employed to accentuate the track’s falsetto-dominated chorus & deeply atmospheric, masculine chantings.

youtube.com/leathermystband

Such a complete bad-ass

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 01:25:55 -0400

Such a complete bad-ass

Chapter 2 for my upcoming novella, "Slow-Dancin' 'Neath the Cascades of a Cream-Colored Sunrise"

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 02:26:00 -0400

P.S. THIS IS JUST A ROUGH DRAFT SO DON’T BE TOO CRITICAL, PEOPLE! LOL

Teddy Turnip beckoned for the men of his squad to approach the canyon. The crystal beams of a full-moon’s glow cast shadows upon the cacti, bones, boulders, and rock ridges. Twelve-hundred feet below them stood the makeshift bomb shelter where the remnants of the Clan of the Mustard Syringe were nestled. Colonel Thorne had briefed them earlier that this mission was not one for the faint of heart; nor the pure of heart. Devious political manuevers had transpired in order to gain clearance to such a sucide endeavor. Could Teddy and his elite squadron of assassins, scouts and heavily-gunned shadow mercenaries pull off such a task?

22,000 miles away, straight across the Atlantic, Janette Suede primped herself for the big show that night. She would need to be spot-on, her posture impeccable, no missed choreographed moves were allowed tonight. Members of the High-Gloss Talent Agency would be in attendance, scattered throughout the concert hall like vultures eying their next slay. The pasty, bald, jean-clothed stage-hand entered the room and gave the countdown. Within seconds Ms. Suede (as she is known by her fans) would give the performance of a lifetime, televised in front of millions, cementing her status as the United Homeland’s most watched disco diva.

…to be continued

“AMERICAN FOOL (DON’T YOU WANT MY...

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 01:48:00 -0400

“AMERICAN FOOL (DON’T YOU WANT MY STAINS?)”

John “Cougar” Mellencamp (circa his breath-taking American Fool LP, 1983) was a direct inspiration for myself during the recording process of this raucous, acoustic rocker. Without him and his tender tales of young infatuation, this piece might’ve never seen the light of day. And for that, I have the deepest artistic respect for Seymour, Indiana’s own hometown legend… Here’s to another Hoosier Hotshot!

“JUNGLE WIVES” Inspired by the stark, minimalist...

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 01:50:00 -0400

“JUNGLE WIVES”

Inspired by the stark, minimalist moanings of such seminal artists as Scott Walker, Captain Beefheart, and Percy Sledge, this piece consists of ghastly vocalizations, subtle guitar finger-picking, and “jungle-esqe” bongo poundings. The lyrical subject-matter deals with the exploitation of the exotic travel industry and the undeniable power that a woman in wedlock can bring.

Recorded July 19, 2011

“IT’S SO EASY TO FALL IN LOVE” (LINDA RONSTADT...

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 01:11:00 -0400

“IT’S SO EASY TO FALL IN LOVE” (LINDA RONSTADT COVER)

Here’s a charming rendition I did a little over a year ago, sometime in April of 2010, of Linda Ronstadt’s beautiful, chart-topping mega-smash of the 1970s! Man, was this song a crowd-pleaser back in the day, ‘cause ya know, we ALL can relate! I mean, the gal had it all: artistic credibility, stage swagger, playful tom-boyishness, and those down-home, all-American, cutie-pie looks! I would’a pluffed her, that’s for sure!!

“A MEETING WITH STEPHANIE AT THE RIVER’S...

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 02:08:00 -0400

“A MEETING WITH STEPHANIE AT THE RIVER’S EDGE”

No explanation needed. Acoustic soul-folk at its most intimately seductive.

superseventies: Carrie Fisher, 1970s.

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 00:22:03 -0400

superseventies:

Carrie Fisher, 1970s.

“YOU GIVE ME FAITH” Recorded July 8, 2011, this...

Sun, 24 Jul 2011 01:42:00 -0400

“YOU GIVE ME FAITH”

Recorded July 8, 2011, this stellar cut from the recently dubbed “Soul Sessions” features my main-man Sam “The Jam Man” Graystone rockin’ out the percussive beats and myself twiddlin’ the Yamaha keys! A potential track for the upcoming release of Leather Myst’s (leathermyst.bandcamp.com) synth-dominated, sophomore outing. This song embodies the spirit of youthful wonder and adult-tainted madness all at once.